Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

10 items or less

This movie goes to show that even Morgan Freeman can strike out, and make a bad film. This is unadulterated crap. I kept waiting for it to improve, and saw it simply wasn't going to, so I turned it off. The story seemed a fine one: a parody of actors: Freeman plays an actor who hasn't made a film in four years, and is driven to a supermarket to research his role. Right off, the cursing was gratuitous, as if tossing in curse words made the film better. It didn't.

The film centers on two strangers, an actor preparing for an upcoming role and a cashier. Through circumstance, the two end up driving around Los Angeles together while having a number of conversations about life and exploring the differences and similarities between their worlds.

I didn't get quite that far. I could not abide watching it. Crap. One star for Freeman being in it.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Burn after reading

Oneof the most unalterated pieces of crap I have ever had the misfortune of wasting my time watching. I want my time back.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

What crap

A college professor obsessed with sex becomes obsessed with having sex with one of his students. No plot, just sex. I turned it off after perhaps 20 minutes, a night after watching it for 5 minutes, and wish I could recover those 25 minutes. Mierda.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Smokin' Aces

Nothing but profanity and unlimited gun play. A piece of crap.